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I guess I look young

  • N: What year are you?
  • Me: I'm a third year.
  • N: Wait, grad school or undergrad?
  • Me: What do you think?
  • N: Undergrad?
  • Me: No.. guess again!
  • N: Undergrad..?
  • Me: ...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it frustrates the teacher and annoys the pig.
— Eric Lewis
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Beauty is beauty. If you like a piece of shit, that’s your problem.
— Giancarlo Aquilanti
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PLO

Played a few hands of PLO for funsies today. Not really sure if I’m playing properly, but I did win quite a bit. It’s so much easier to win when you have more cards :-P

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.05 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($14.23)
Button ($6.16)
SB ($6.80)
BB ($5.33)
Leyan (UTG) ($4.46)
MP ($5.11)

Preflop: Leyan is UTG with Q, 8, A, K
Leyan bets $0.17, 1 fold, CO calls $0.17, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.41) 8, Q, J (2 players)
Leyan bets $0.30, CO raises to $0.60, Leyan calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.61) 10 (2 players)
Leyan checks, CO bets $1.61, Leyan raises to $3.69 (All-In), CO calls $2.08

River: ($8.99) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $8.99 | Rake: $0.59

Results:
Leyan had Q, 8, A, K(straight, Ace high).
CO had Q, Q, 7, J (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: Leyan won $8.40

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If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table.
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Money not lost

is almost as sweet as money won:

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Hold’em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($1.08)
BB ($1.95)
UTG ($2)
Leyan (MP) ($2.37)
CO ($1.59)
Button ($1.17)

Preflop: Leyan is MP with K, A
1 fold, Leyan bets $0.07, CO raises to $0.12, Button calls $0.12, SB calls $0.11, BB raises to $0.67, 1 fold, CO raises to $1.59 (All-In), 1 fold, SB calls $0.96 (All-In), BB calls $0.92

Flop: ($4.45) Q, Q, 9 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($4.45) 9 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($4.45) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $4.45 | Rake: $0.29

Results:
SB had K, 5 (two pair, Queens and nines).
BB had J, 10 (two pair, Queens and nines).
CO had Q, Q (four of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: CO won $4.16

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Blah

That was totally my anti-flop

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold’em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($0.90)
Leyan (CO) ($1.05)
Button ($1.55)
SB ($0.23)
BB ($2.08)
UTG ($4.01)

Preflop: Leyan is CO with K, K
2 folds, Leyan bets $0.07, Button raises to $0.26, 2 folds, Leyan raises to $1.05 (All-In), Button calls $0.79

Flop: ($2.13) 10, A, A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($2.13) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($2.13) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $2.13 | Rake: $0.14

Results:
Button had A, K (three of a kind, Aces).
Leyan had K, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: Button won $1.99

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:-)

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Wow, that was amazing! I feel so small and insignificant now..

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